Zimbabwe: Tinaye's Explosive 'Nothing to Hide' Show Leaves Trail of Blood - Mnangagwa Comically Survives but Chamisa, Chivayo, Jah Prayzah Don't

VERY few of his colleagues in the Stand Up comedy business thought he would fill up Reps Theatre, of which they can be forgiven as Tinaye Wayne had last been on set over a year ago and even then he had not been the main act.

Even fewer thought he could deliver the punches he pulled; a left hook for Zanu PF aligned businessman Wicknell Chivayo of the "go see Victor" tagline, an uppercut to multi-award winning singer Jah Prayzah and countless jabs at Zanu PF.

The night was his and Tinaye performed like a man who knew failure only meant one thing, going back to warming up crowds for some of his peers who have already scaled the scary heights whose price is initiation into Big Boy Business.

"Coming after a white person is so difficult, if you think I am lying ask black farmers," said Tinaye in his first statement after being introduced by Cde Fatso at a full to capacity Reps Theatre in Belgravia, Harare Saturday.

It was the first of countless truth-filled, rib-cracking jokes that dominated his set and he had not even started.

First was Mukuru weMazuva, Chivayo or as he calls himself on social media Sir Wicknell; the multimillionaire, apostolic sect going, Zanu PF aligned philanthropist who dominates social media whenever he coughs or coughs up money.

Zimbabweans know him for dishing out money and high-end vehicles to people who please him, but Tinaye had other ideas.

"Like everyone else I am trying to make it to heaven, in fact I want to be promoted to be part of the management team there because there are some people who should not enter, who do not deserve to enter heaven

"I want to be the one standing behind Jesus so that I get to whisper to him, uyu ndiye ayizviti mukuru wemazuva," said Tinaye in clear reference to businessman Chivayo.

Chivayo was one of many high-profile businesspeople, politicians and artists who did not survive Tinaye Wayne's explosive 'Nothing to Hide' comedy show at the weekend.

Mukuru weMazuva, a name Chivayo uses, is a Shona translation of Christian God, Jehovah's many names meaning the Ancient of Days, a title that is used in the Bible (Daniel 7) in reference to him having been before time.

Opposition leader Nelson Chamisa was also not spared. Tinaye rode him hard, saying he would eagerly snitch that Chamisa always told Zimbabweans that God is in it when He never was.

On the same night, right about the same time former Member of Parliament (MP) Temba Mliswa was bragging about "his" billionaire Kudakwashe Tagwirei from across town at The Hippodrome where the Miss Universe Zimbabwe pageant was going on, Tinaye was havin