‘আগেই ভালো ছিলাম’

The author reflects on the humorous yet challenging realities of post-marital life, particularly regarding the loss of personal privacy and the constant scrutiny from his spouse. His recent contributions to a satirical magazine have sparked domestic tension, leading to comical confrontations and misunderstandings over simple social interactions. From misidentified contacts in his phone to the complexities of maintaining professional relationships, the writer finds himself navigating a minefield of suspicion. He humorously contrasts his current state with his bachelor days, where freedom of expression was far more accessible. Ultimately, the narrative highlights the creative, albeit desperate, measures some husbands take to maintain domestic peace, including renaming contacts to avoid unnecessary conflict. Through these anecdotes, the author portrays the modern husband as a beleaguered figure constantly striving to avoid the metaphorical 'bamboo' of marital discord.

This piece uses satire and personal anecdote to explore the universal, albeit exaggerated, challenges of communication and trust within marriage.